Posts Tagged ‘Hamlet’s Soliloquy’

To gym, or not to gym, that is the question.

Whether ’tis nobler in the body to suffer

The fatty jiggles from outrageously delicious foods,

Or to take arms against a sea of cellulite,

And by opposing, end them. To gym—to sweat.

Fat no more; and by a sweaty cardio machine, to say fat ends.

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